Jumper!

A war veteran walks into a bar and sits down next to a fellow young fellow and orders a draught straight. "Wanna hear some stories about boot camp back in those days, son?" Not wanting to upset the old man, he reluctantly said yes.


"Well, there was this one time, it was my first time parachuting. We were at 14,000 feet above ground level, about to take a dive" the old man went on. "Our instructor was shouting so loudly the sound of the engine seemed drowned by his voice"

"When it was my turn, I was kinda hesistant" staring at me was the instructor. "Jump this instance or I'll f**k your ass right here!!" screamed the infuriated man.

The now excited young man quickly asked "So did you jump??"

"Yeah, only at first"